Jeff Dunham

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Achmed the Dead Terrorist is one of Jeff Dunham's most famous acts.

With lines like "SILENCE, I KILL YOU!" and "STOP TOUCHING MEEEE!!!", you just HAVE to laugh.

Supposedly Achmed is a dead suicide bomber, and the video below gives you a little introduction into what Suicide Bomber School is like.

If you have a weak heart, please don't watch the video. The laughter may kill you!

Peanut

Peanut is another favourite character from Je-f-f Dun-HAAAM.

He doesn't seem to have much respect for Jeff, ripping him off about his name, and most importantly, about his car - the Toyota Prius. My favourite line:

"You know what sound a Prius makes when it drives past?
I'mmm Gaaaayyyyy!"

Bubba J

Bubba J is Jeff Dunham's redneck trailer-trash puppet who enjoys drinking and Nascar. It's his favourite sport. And Nascar is cool as well.

He is not the brightest bulb in the light shop, but he has his moments.

For example, some of his responses to Jeff's drinking questions are pretty good:

Jeff: "Do you have a drinking problem?"
Bubb J: "No, I pretty much got it figured out..."

Jeff: "What's your favourite beer?"
Bubb J: "An open one."

Jeff: "How do you know when you've had too much?"
Bubb J: "I run out."

Jeff: "Have you EVER been to an AA meeting?"
Bubb J: "AA is for quitters!"